These terms govern your use of this website and the sale of products by Bigger Faster Greener Ltd ("we", "us"). This is placeholder text and not legal advice — have it reviewed before the site goes live and sales begin.
Bigger Faster Greener Ltd, a company registered in England & Wales (company no. 16717347). Registered office address available on request. Contact: hello@carbonchonks.co.
Carbon Chonks is sold as a source of carbon dioxide for use in enclosed plant-growing setups. It contains live, naturally-occurring soil microorganisms. It is not a plant stimulant and we make no claim about its effect on any plant. Do not eat. Keep away from children and pets. Full usage and safety instructions are supplied with the product.
We sell and ship to mainland Great Britain (England, Scotland and Wales) only. The product is not placed on the market in Northern Ireland or the EU. [Confirm shipping scope.]
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These terms are governed by the laws of England and Wales.
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